Donor challenge: Your generous donation will be matched 2-to-1 right now. Your $5 becomes $15! Dear Internet Archive Supporter,. I ask only. A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks.
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This is an excellent handbook by a very professional private investigator. You go to your printer and have a hundred or so cardstock signs eveh saying “Funeral Parking Only. For instance, he suggests you put a large, live rat into one of the washers and close the cover. No wonder he’s an ex.
Hayduke, George Getting Even Paladin Press
The primary mark was the least favorite airline. Fill out all the forms and if you’ve played the salesperson just right and he or she is hungry, you will get away with it. Take you menagereie of four-footed friends to every available door of the marked location and get them all as far inside as possible.
Carla says that in most states you can legally seize gently, please any dog that sets paw on your property. She stuck her fashionably thin hand up there, felt around and found a couple dozen grains of rice scattered throughout her coiffeur. Dick says placement is crucial. Offer a free first call or something else to shill the customers. To ask other readers questions about Get Evenplease sign up.
Giving up with a pained look of resignation, she whines, “Well, either I got married again last night or I was haydukee on by a Chinaman.
Locate the most disgusting pictures you can find. Deny everything, unless, again, your plan involves overt personal involvement. Make a gdt of possible problems. Hayduke asked me to write hayduoe foreword to his book, but I felt that too much pedagogical rhetoric would only cloud its definitive purpose, which is far beyond replication of his earlier philosophies.
The first time Mac Chunder and I discussed using quotes in a book, it was as filler.
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When you return to the house, and in the daytime, carefully turn off all the electricity at the main switch box. High haydukw chemistry classes use this gas for research. Make false airline and hotel reservations. The cops stopped her and found the bottle.
Display it in a high-traffic location in the office, dorm, barracks or whatever.
You can also toss an open can of this product in the mark’s swimming pool – if it contains water. Use some crazy-type glue to adhere a shotgun shell to a hot part of your mark’s auto or bike engine.
Having banished from our land that religious intolerance under which mankind has so long bled and suffered, we have yet gained little if we countenace a political intolerance as despotic, as wicked, and capable of as bitter and bloody persecutions For starters, here is some help with an easier chose – making life bad for some true jerks. This demonstrates to me that the wages of sin vary a whole lot.
Oh, did I mention that our hero was clearing post the next day? How detailed and thorough you are depends upon your plans for the mark. Is capitalism compatible with communism?
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Acorky rated it really liked it Mar 05, Obviously, you must know your mark’s name address and all that so you can fill in the binding legal forms. Here, directly from the mind of Reinhard Wunken, are some suggestion if your mark holds dear a cabbage-head kid: Also, if you fill an auto’s gas tank with aircraft fuel, it will not be a happy experience for the vehicle, its owner, or the folks standing nearby when the owner tries to start ‘er up.
Make it awful, crude or whatever would do the most wven.
The beauty of this stunt is that it will work well against any jerk or jerkess that you’d like to see in trouble with his parents, boss or other authority figure. Or, pour some of this magic powder into a garbage disposal, sink, drain or washer.
As the orderly drew abreast of the gossip, he slowed almost to a stop as if not being able to pass. The only cool guy out of Watergate was Gordon Liddy; he haydke his mouth shut. Hayduke ‘ s original two books. Kerri Smith “The best political weapon is the weapon of terror.